According to popular history, Julius Caesar had this to say of his quick military victory over Pharnaces of Pontus in 47 B.C.: "I came, I saw, I conquered." It is perhaps the great emperor's best known line. Yet, shockingly, he did not actually say it. What Caesar actually said was, "I came, I saw, I had a salad."
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